13 years of Jab We Met: Iconic dialogues from the Shahid Kapoor and Kareena Kapoor Khan starrer


Shahid Kapoor (Photo by STRDEL/AFP via Getty Images), Kareena Kaapoor Khan (Photo by STR/AFP via Getty Images)
Shahid Kapoor (Photo by STRDEL/AFP via Getty Images), Kareena Kaapoor Khan (Photo by STR/AFP via Getty Images)

Murtuza Iqbal



Jab We Met is undoubtedly one of the best rom-coms made in Bollywood. It is clearly one of the best works of filmmaker Imtiaz Ali and actress Kareena Kapoor Khan.

Well, today, Jab We Met completes 13 years of its release and we remember the film for many reasons especially for its dialogues. So, let’s look at the list of iconic dialogues from the Shahid Kapoor and Kareena Kapoor Khan starrer…

Sikhni hoon main Bhatinda ki!



Main apni favourite hoon!

Cola soda sab apni jagah par hai, par paani ka kaam paani hie karta hai…

Akeli ladki khuli tijori ki tarah hoti hai…



Aap jo yeh sab bol rahe hai, iske paise charge karte hain ya yeh muft ka gyaan hai? Kyunki chillar nahi hai mere paas…

Bachpan se hi naa, mujhe shaadi karne ka bahut craze hai, by god…



Jab koi pyaar mein hota hai, tab koi sahi galat nahi hota…

Aisa lag raha tha jaise kuch galat ho raha ho, jaise koi train chhoot rahi ho…

Mujhe toh lagta hai life mein jo kuch insaan real mein chahta hai, actual mein, usse wohi milta hai…

Tumhe uthakar museum mein rakhna chahiye, ticket lagni chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye…

Tum hamesha aaise hi bakwaas karti ho ya aaj koi special occasion hai?

Bhai sahab, aap convince ho gaye hai ya main aur bolun?

Kutte, ullu ke patthe, you bastard, saale suar ki aulad, tujhe kya laga tu mujhe chodd dega to mai zindagi bhar tadapti rahungi? Tadpega tu kaminey, keede padenge tere upar, kutte ki maut marega, aur marne ke baad hamesha hamesha ke liye narak ki aag mai jalega, teri maa ki…