Eshaan Akbar: ‘My show explores how we are all pretending in our different roles’
Eshaan Akbar on his new comedy tour and why more Asians should do stand-up
By SARWAR ALAM Mar 10, 2023
ASIAN comedian Eshaan Akbar said he was keen to showcase the different facets of his personality and comedy skills as he embarked on his first nationwide tour this month.
Having previously supported Mickey Flanagan on tour and following appearances on TV shows including Frankie Boyle’s New World Order, Mock the Week, QI, and The Stand Up Sketch Show, Akbar is branching out on his own with The Pretender tour.
He told Eastern Eye he felt the pressure of going out on his own as he explained what his new show was about.
“The Pretender looks at how we are all pretending. Who I am – Eshaan as a son, a brother, a friend, a comedian – they’re all different people.
“I’ve got friends who say to me, ‘I love you, but if I knew you just from social media, I would hate you with all my guts’.
“That’s the point of the show. We’re all different. Each one of us is not the same person all of the time and we can’t judge people. There are so many things we as a society get angry with each other about on these huge debates about big issues. If someone doesn’t agree with your opinion, you automatically think they are a bad person.
“The show is just about how we’re all just trying to survive and live a good life, and hope that when our time comes, people have a smile on their face when they remember us.”
With Micky Flanagan
However, comedy was not Akbar’s preferred career option. After graduating with a degree in economics from Queen Mary University, he had various roles in six years in banking. He worked as a trader, managed the accounts of celebrities, and was also a speech writer for the CEO of HSBC bank as well as being a government advisor.
The 38-year-old continued to dabble in the arts, while doing comedy shows and performing in plays with Spread Eagle Theatre, the country’s oldest amateur dramatics society that was established in 1889.
He told Eastern Eye comedy was something he enjoyed doing in the evenings to get away from the “hustle and bustle of the City”, but he did not consider it a career option. However, one weekend in 2015 proved to be a turning point in Akbar’s life.
“My mum fell ill with a kidney infection, and then she suffered a heart attack while in hospital. She passed away very suddenly, in the space of a week. One Sunday we were having lunch and the next Sunday it was her funeral,” Akbar said.
“It highlighted how quickly things can change in life. The suddenness of her passing made me think, ‘if you’re not happy with something, you have got to change it.’”
“The creative arts are our way of expressing our truth and our experiences. And the more of us there are doing it, the greater diversity of voice we will have," says Ehsaan Akbar
He realised he didn’t want to sit behind a desk for the rest of his life.
“My mum was always keen for me to perform – dance, sing and play instruments. It was something all my family members did, but never as a career. It was on the side of their active professions,” Akbar admitted.
“Whatever ‘normal’ job I had, I had something on the side just to keep me entertained. Things like Bollywood dancing and amateur dramatics. Comedy was another one of those things, but I had no real ambition to become a comedian.”
Soon after his mother’s death, however, Akbar decided to put all his energy into comedy, but even he was shocked at how quickly his career took off.
“Two weeks after I signed with my agent, I was opening for Mickey Flanagan (they had the same agent) – one of the biggest comics in the country. It was at that point I thought, ‘maybe I’ll just take this more seriously’.”
Akbar added: “Growing up, I hadn’t watched stand-up. You will know this, as a fellow Asian person, that comedies and the arts are not something our parents necessarily pushed us towards.”
On Mock The Week with (from left, seated) Rhys James, host Dara O’Briain and Ed Gamble; and (from left, standing) Angela Barnes, Hugh Dennis, and fellow Asian comedian Sindhu Vee
He also cited the success of fellow Asian comedians such as Paul Choudhury and Romesh Ranganathan as giving him the confidence to follow in their footsteps.
“People like Paul Choudhury paved the way. They came up at a time where there weren’t very many Asian comedians.”
He joked, “If I’m honest, I think there are too many now. I think Guz (Khan), Tez (Ilyas), they should stop. Let me just get on, do my thing.
“But in all seriousness, no, it’s great that there are more Asian comedians and seeing more of us do it hopefully inspires younger people.”
Akbar also paid tribute to Ranganathan, who stars in shows including Avoidance, Romantic Getaway, and A League Of Their Own.
“Romesh has been really kind with his advice to me over the years. He’s at the top of his game, he’s pretty much on every bloody TV show you can think of. For an Asian guy to be able to do that, I think it’s an amazing thing, and long may it continue.”
He added, “The creative arts are our way of expressing our truth and our experiences. And the more of us there are doing it, the greater diversity of voice we will have. Being seen and being heard, I think makes a huge difference for society at large.”
Ehsaan Akbar in the program Apprentice: you're fired
Akbar also credited his parents for his foray into comedy.
“I was lucky that my mum and dad are both funny people. My mum, especially, God rest her soul, was an incredibly funny,” he recalled.
“Whenever we would have people come round, my mum and dad would often hold court. My mum would tell stories and jokes about things she had heard and seen. My dad always had a microphone in his hand whenever we went to big daawats (parties), making announcements and making gags.
“They influenced me without them really realising they were doing it. I always loved it when I was in the middle of my aunties and uncles and I was able to make them laugh the way my mum did.”
Akbar said he draws from his background for his sketches.
“I love being Asian. And because I am part Pakistani and part Bangladeshi, there’s all these experiences I can talk about with Asian audiences. All the hilarious things we do as Asians; for example, we have all the jalebis and rasmalais and then when we get diabetes, we’re like, ‘how did this happen?’
“But I also try and highlight how we’re no different from anyone else. A lot of the white people I perform to, it’s the same thing – a lot of them also don’t think that soup is lunch.
“I like being able to highlight how we’re more similar than we are different.”
Akbar kicked off his The Pretender tour at the 2Northdown in Kings Cross, London, last Thursday (19). His father was in the audience and there was an unoccupied seat next to him for his late mother.
“The biggest gigs I’ve ever done, there’s always been a spare seat next to my dad, even if it’s a sold-out show. We sort of give ourselves some solace that maybe, somehow, she’s watching and shaking her head, saying, ‘I can’t believe this is what my son’s doing now’.”
Met Office forecasts rising temperatures by mid-July
Possible third heatwave after record-breaking June
High pressure system likely to bring hot air from the Atlantic
Yellow rain warning and flood alerts issued in parts of Scotland and Cumbria
Possible heatwave to return by mid-July
The UK could experience its third heatwave in a month by mid-July, the Met Office has said. Forecasters expect rising heat and humidity during the second weekend of July, following two weekends of unusually warm weather in late June.
June was officially the hottest on record in England, and the return of high temperatures could mean another heatwave for parts of the country. However, the Met Office cautioned that it is too early to confirm how hot conditions will get.
Heatwave thresholds and forecast temperatures
A heatwave in the UK is defined as three consecutive days with daytime temperatures meeting or exceeding set thresholds of 25°C in the west and north, and 28°C in London and surrounding counties.
According to Met Office meteorologist Zoe Hutin, “Whilst it is difficult this far ahead to determine exactly how hot things could get next week and weekend, there is the potential that some parts of the country could reach heatwave criteria.”
Early forecasts show that temperatures in the south east may rise to the high 20s on 9 July and could reach the low 30s on 10 July.
High pressure building over the south
The likely heat is being driven by a high-pressure system developing from the west, which is expected to extend across southern parts of the UK. This system may draw in warm air from the Atlantic and the Azores, increasing the chances of another period of hot, settled weather.
“Most likely it will be the south and east that see prolonged heat and thus could have another heatwave,” Ms Hutin said. “But it is too soon to say exactly how high temperatures could get.”
Cooler and wetter spell before the heat
In the meantime, cooler weather is expected across the UK this weekend and early next week. Cloudy skies and rain will affect western areas in particular, with temperatures forecast to drop slightly.
The south east is expected to reach 25°C on Saturday (6 July), followed by 24°C on Sunday and 23°C on Monday. Drizzly outbreaks are likely on Saturday, with showers expected on Sunday, especially in the east.
Rain warnings and flood alerts
A yellow weather warning for rain remains in place until Saturday afternoon across parts of Scotland, including Argyll and Bute, the south Highlands, Mull and Skye. Up to 60mm of rain is expected, with more than 100mm possible in mountainous areas.
The Environment Agency has issued flood alerts in Cumbria, including for rivers such as the Duddon, Crake and Mill Beck, following heavy rainfall on Friday. Meanwhile, the Scottish Environment Protection Agency (SEPA) has issued six flood alerts for areas including Argyll and Bute, Ayrshire and Arran, Easter Ross and Great Glen, Skye and Lochaber, west central Scotland and Wester Ross.
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Two men have been jailed for defrauding investors of £1.5 million through a fake crypto investment scheme. (Representational image: iStock)
TWO people who duped investors of £1.5 million by selling fake investments in crypto have been jailed for 12 years, the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) said.
Raymondip Bedi, of Bromley, and Patrick Mavanga, of Peckham, conned at least 65 people by cold-calling them between February 2017 and June 2019. They operated companies including CCX Capital and Astaria Group LLP.
Bedi was sentenced on July 4 by judge Griffiths sitting at Southwark Crown Court to five years and four months, while Mavanga was sentenced to six years and six months.
Judge Griffiths said Bedi and Mavanga “were both leading players in a conspiracy whereby the victims of the fraud were persuaded to invest in crypto currency consultancy” and “you conspired to drive a coach and horses through the regulatory system”, according to the FCA.
It said anyone scammed by Bedi and Mavanga and who had not yet heard from the FCA should call 0800 111 6768 or email operationhickory@fca.org.uk.
Bedi on May 2, 2023, pleaded guilty to four charges – conspiracy to defraud, conspiracy to breach the general prohibition under the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 and money laundering offences at an earlier hearing.
Mavanga pleaded guilty to three charges – conspiracy to defraud, conspiracy to breach the general prohibition under the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 and possession of false identification documents with an improper intention – on June 9, 2023. He was also convicted of perverting the course of justice on November 7, 2024, for the deletion of phone call recordings following the arrest of Bedi in March 2019.
GREATER MANCHESTER POLICE is now investigating more than 1,000 child sexual abuse suspects, following years of public criticism and institutional failings in tackling child sexual exploitation.
A new report by His Majesty’s Inspectorate of Constabulary and Fire & Rescue Services (HMICFRS) has revealed the force has made “significant improvements” in dealing with group-based sexual abuse and related crimes.
According to the 76-page report, GMP is handling ongoing investigations involving 714 identified victims and 1,099 suspects. These are described as “multi-victim, multi-offender” cases, reflecting the complex and organised nature of many of the crimes under investigation.
Michelle Skeer, HM Inspector of Constabulary, said that since 2019, GMP has taken steps to improve how it handles both historic and ongoing abuse cases. “It is clear that the force has, for many years, been trying to provide a better service to those who have or may have experienced sexual exploitation,” she said. “But for some, trust and confidence in the police had been lost.”
The report praised the leadership of chief constable Sir Stephen Watson and his team, noting a cultural shift within the force. Senior officers have made child protection a top priority, personally engaging with staff to reinforce its importance. “Investigating child sexual exploitation is now considered everyone’s business,” the report stated.
GMP is the only police force in the UK with a dedicated Child Sexual Exploitation Major Investigation Team (CSE MIT), formed in 2021.
The unit has around 100 staff and a ring-fenced budget. It applies the same specialist tactics used for tackling serious organised crime, which has already resulted in 42 convictions and over 430 years of prison sentences for offenders.
According to the report, the delay in sharing crucial data from local councils, particularly Manchester City Council, which was criticised for submitting evidence so heavily redacted that some pages contained only a few words.
These delays have hindered investigations such as Operations Green Jacket and Bernese—cases linked to historic abuse in South Manchester, including the death of 15-year-old Victoria Agoglia in 2003.
Manchester City Council said legal restrictions around personal data sharing led to redactions, but it has since introduced a new evidence-sharing process with police, allowing investigators remote access to unredacted documents.
Sir Stephen acknowledged past failures and issued a renewed apology. “I am sorry that when you needed us, we were not there for you,” he said. “To those who are responsible for these repugnant crimes – as is now very apparent – we will pursue you relentlessly.”
A report by Baroness Louise Casey previously found a significant over-representation of Asian men among child sexual abuse suspects in Greater Manchester. While this remains a sensitive issue, Sir Stephen noted it was a “legitimate question” that could be addressed in a future national inquiry.
Greater Manchester mayor Andy Burnham, who commissioned the review, said he was “confident” the system is now in a stronger place. “Never again will any child here be labelled or dismissed when they come forward to report concerns,” he said. Burnham added that the reforms had sparked a “widespread culture change” across police, councils, and care services.
A separate Ofsted report backed these findings, acknowledging "much good practice" but calling for continued vigilance, especially in how agencies respond to missing children and those at risk of exploitation as they approach adulthood.
The Crown Prosecution Service has been approached for a comment.
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This year’s Diwali event will still see Belgrave Road continue to host what is left of the festival. (Representational image)
THIS year’s annual Diwali celebrations will be stripped back amid public safety fears. Leicester City Council has said there will be no fireworks or stage entertainment as part of major changes announced for the event.
Cossington Street Recreation Ground will also not be used for the festivities, the council has revealed. The green space previously was the location for the main stage and the Diwali Village with its food stalls, funfair rides, fashion and arts. The annual fire garden display was also based there, offering “a peaceful oasis amid the festive excitement”.
The council says major changes are needed to avoid the “potentially dangerous”, “massive” crowds that gather each year for the Hindu festival of light. The celebrations, widely considered to be the largest outside of India, have been branded a “victim of their own success” by the authority.
The changes have been announced after “serious concerns” about public safety were raised by the Diwali safety advisory group, the council said. It claimed the current set-up was branded “no longer fit for purpose” and that “urgent action” needed to be taken. “Several meetings” have since been held to consider options, the authority added.
These included potentially relocating the event to Abbey Park or Leicester city centre. However, the decision was made, following engagement with Belgrave businesses, to keep the celebrations in their historic home.
This year’s Diwali event will still see Belgrave Road continue to host what is left of the festival. More than 6,000 lights will be installed along the Golden Mile and the Wheel of Light will also return this year, the council added.
Assistant city mayor for culture Vi Dempster said: “Unfortunately, Leicester’s annual Diwali festival has become a victim of its own success. We’re being strongly advised by our emergency service partners and crowd control experts that it cannot continue safely in its current format due to the unrestricted and growing crowd numbers that it attracts, and that’s a warning we must take extremely seriously.
“We are absolutely determined that Diwali continues to be part of the city’s festive calendar. We also understand the depth of feeling to see it continue on the Golden Mile where it began over 40 years ago. To do that, we must ensure that it can take place safely. That must be paramount.”
The major changes follow a stripped-back celebration last year after the council decided to cancel the annual light switch-on due to financial difficulties, focusing on just the Diwali Day celebrations itself. The authority said at the time that costs for staging the dual events had skyrocketed from £189,000 in 2018 to a staggering £250,000 in 2023.
Graham Callister, the city council’s head of festivals, events and cultural policy, said: “Diwali has been a real highlight of the city’s festival calendar and attracts thousands of people who come from far and wide to join in the celebrations on the Golden Mile. However, we are now being advised by our emergency service partners and event security providers that we have reached the point where the growing crowds and sheer volume of people attending is causing significant concern about public safety.
“Scaling back on event infrastructure and activity means there will be the additional space needed – and more importantly less congestion – to safely welcome the crowds that want to celebrate on Belgrave Road.”
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Zarah Sultana with Jeremy Corbyn during a protest outside Downing Street demanding the UK government to stop all arms sales to Israel. (Photo: X/@zarahsultana)
FORMER Labour MP Zarah Sultana has announced her resignation from the party and plans to launch a new political party alongside ex-Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn and other independent MPs and activists.
Sultana, who represents Coventry South, lost the Labour whip last year for supporting the removal of the two-child benefit cap.
She stated on social media that the new party would aim to challenge what she called a "broken" Westminster system. In her post, she said the government was "an active participant in genocide" in Gaza and criticised Labour's response to the crisis. “Labour has completely failed to improve people’s lives,” she said.
Today, after 14 years, I’m resigning from the Labour Party.
Jeremy Corbyn and I will co-lead the founding of a new party, with other Independent MPs, campaigners and activists across the country.
Israel has strongly denied allegations of genocide in Gaza. Prime minister Keir Starmer has described the situation as “appalling and intolerable,” while calling for a ceasefire and the release of hostages. The International Court of Justice is currently examining the genocide claims.
Responding to Sultana’s comments, a Labour spokesperson cited government achievements including wage increases, NHS appointments, and trade deals.
Home secretary Yvette Cooper said Sultana had “always taken a very different view” and defended the government’s actions.
Sultana, elected in 2024, was one of eight MPs suspended for opposing the two-child cap. While four have rejoined Labour, Sultana and John McDonnell remain independents. McDonnell said he was “dreadfully sorry” to see her leave. The BBC reported he will not be part of the new party.
Corbyn and four other independent MPs previously formed an alliance, winning in constituencies with large Muslim populations on a pro-Palestinian platform. He told ITV’s Peston there was “a thirst for an alternative” and said, “There will be an alternative... based on peace rather than war.”